FILED

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA

MAY 1 o 2013 _ u_S. Distr\ct and Xav1er FloreS, § Clegr:r'\kruptcy Courts Plaintiff, ) ) v. ) Civil Action N0. ,

) 13 ' @@ The University of Wisconsin-Madison, ) ) Defendant. ) )

MEMORANDUM OPINION

This matter is before the Court on review of plaintiff’ s pro se complaint and application to proceed in forma pauperis. The application will be granted and the case will be dismissed pursuant to

(e)(2)(B)(ii) (requiring dismissal of a case upon a determination that the complaint fails to state a claim upon which relief may be granted).

Plaintiff, a homeless individual who submitted more than 30 cryptic complaints within the first two weeks of March alone, sues the University of Wisconsin-Madison, purportedly under the Americans with Disabilities Act ("ADA"),

et seq. He states: "I introduce myself to the Farrn and Industry short course department with interests of attending the current course. I spoke to the assistant director she said that I cannot." Compl. at 1. P1aintiff seeks $100 million in damages

A plaintiff s "allegations must be enough to raise a right to relief above the speculative level . . . ." Bell Atlantz`c Corp. v. Twombly,

(2007) (citations omitted); see

Aktz`eselskabel AF 21. N0v. 2001 v. Fame Jeans, Inc.,

, 16 n.4 (D.C. Cir. 2008) ("We

have never accepted ‘legal conclusions cast in the form of factual allegations’ because a complaint needs some information about the circumstances giving rise to the claims.") (quoting Kowal v. MCI Commc'ns Corp., 16 F.3d 127l, 1276 (D.C. Cir. 1994)). Plaintiff has stated no facts to support an ADA claim or any other cognizable claim. Regardless, an ADA claim is properly brought in the judicial district where the alleged unlawful practice occurred or where the relevant records are maintained and administered, which appears in this case to be a federal district court in Wisconsin. See

(a) (incorporating Title VII's enforcement

procedures set forth at 42 U.S.C. § 2000e-5(f)(3). A separate Order of dismissal accompanies

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5 United States Di'strict Judge Date: May , 2013

this Memorandum Opinion.