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FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA clerk %'§t_ho‘sm_ct & Bankruptc e District of Columbi:@ Cedric Wayne Bagby, ) Plaintiff, l v. § Civil Action NO.

The President of Bank of America Corp., §

Defendant.

MEMORANDUM OPINION

This matter is before the Court on its initial review of plaintiff’ s pro se complaint and application to proceed in forma pauperz`s. The application will be granted and the complaint will be dismissed pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § l9l 5A (requiring dismissal of a prisoner’s complaint upon a determination that the complaint fails to state a claim upon which relief may be granted or is frivolous).

Plaintiff is a Texas state prisoner incarcerated in Amarillo, Texas. He sues Bank of America Corp., for an alleged "cover-up of oil and gas company’s . . . illegal process." Compl. at 5 (page number supplied). The incoherent statements comprising the complaint fail to establish plaintiff’s legal standing and the basis of federal court jurisdiction. Plaintiff mentions "the Civil Rights Act

," z`d., but that statute by its terms applies to individuals who are alleged to have violated one’s constitutional rights while acting under the authority of a state or municipality.

Not only does this complaint fail to state a claim against Bank of America, it also

presents the type of fantastic or delusional scenarios warranting dismissal of the case as

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frivolous Neitzke v. Williams,

(1989); Best v. Kelly,

(D.C. Cir. 1994); see Crl`safi v. Holland, 655 F.Zd 1305, 1307-08 (D.C. Cir. l98l) ("A court may dismiss as frivolous complaints . . . postulating events and circumstances of a wholly fanciful kind."). A separate Order of dismissal accompanies this Memorandum Opinion.

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Uriited States District Judge Date: February [[ , 2013