UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA

DOMINGO RAMIREZ, ) ) Plaintiff, ) ) Civil Action No. 1:24-cv-01731 (UNA) v. ) ) DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY, ) ) Defendant. )

MEMORANDUM OPINION

This matter is before the Court on its initial review of plaintiff’s pro se Complaint

(“Compl.”), ECF No. 1, and application for leave to proceed in forma pauperis, ECF No. 2. The

Court grants the in forma pauperis application and, for the reasons discussed below, dismisses this

case without prejudice.

“A complaint must contain sufficient factual matter, accepted as true, to ‘state a claim to

relief that is plausible on its face.’” Ashcroft v. Iqbal,

(2009) (quoting Bell Atl.

Corp. v. Twombly,

(2007)). A complaint that lacks “an arguable basis either in

law or in fact” is frivolous, Neitzke v. Williams,

(1989), and a “complaint plainly

abusive of the judicial process is properly typed malicious,” Crisafi v. Holland,

(D.C. Cir. 1981).

Here, Plaintiff sues the Drug Enforcement Administration (“DEA”), Corpus Christi

Headquarters. See Compl. at 1; Compl. Exhibit 1, ECF No. 1-1 (S.D. Tex. Compl.) (“SD

Compl.”), at 1. The Complaint is not a model in clarity, failing to comply procedurally with

Federal Rules 8(a) and 10(a)–(b), and D.C. Local Civil Rule 5.1(c)(1), (d), (e), and (g). See

generally Compl.; SD Compl. The allegations themselves fare no better. Plaintiff introduces the Complaint by alleging

that the United States District Court for the Southern District of Texas conspired with the DEA to

bring charges against him, and he demands that his case be tried in another federal district court, a

state court, or a military court, instead of the Southern District. See Compl. at 2. Next, he attaches

a complaint either filed, or intended to be filed, in the Southern District of Texas, which appears

to contain the crux of his allegations. See generally SD Compl. Therein, he alleges that, since

May 2023, the DEA has “implanted [him] with a device/gadget called Bold FMRI,” and while

under its control, it has caused him myriad psychological, physical, and social problems. See

at 2–4. He contends that the device “controls the nervous system and eyes and thoughts which can

[then] be reconstructed” by the DEA. See SD Compl. Exhibit 1 (“SD Compl. Ex. 1”), ECF No. 1-

2, at 2. He further alleges that, by use of this “gadget,” the DEA was able to “hack into” his social

media accounts, bank accounts, and medical records. See SD Compl. at 2–3. The remainder of

the allegations are even more paranoid and digressive. See, e.g., id. at 2; SD Compl. Ex. 1 at 2.

The Court cannot exercise subject-matter jurisdiction over a frivolous complaint. Hagans

v. Lavine,

(1974) (“Over the years, this Court has repeatedly held that the

federal courts are without power to entertain claims otherwise within their jurisdiction if they are

‘so attenuated and unsubstantial as to be absolutely devoid of merit.’”) (quoting Newburyport

Water Co. v. Newburyport,

(1904)); Tooley v. Napolitano,

(D.C. Cir. 2009) (examining cases dismissed “for patent insubstantiality,” including where the

plaintiff allegedly “was subjected to a campaign of surveillance and harassment deriving from

uncertain origins”). A court may dismiss a complaint as frivolous “when the facts alleged rise to

the level of the irrational or the wholly incredible,” Denton v. Hernandez,

(1992),

or “postulat[e] events and circumstances of a wholly fanciful kind,” Crisafi, 655 F.2d at 1307–08. The instant Complaint satisfies this standard. In addition to failing to state a claim for relief, the

Complaint is deemed frivolous on its face. See

(e)(2)(B)(i).

Finally, insofar as Plaintiff attempts to somehow unliterally transfer this case from another

District, see Compl. at 2; SD Compl. at 1; SD Compl. Ex. 1 at 1, he bears no authority to do so.

See generally

, 1406 (providing courts, not litigants, with the power to transfer

a case). Moreover, this Court lacks subject-matter jurisdiction to review the decisions of other

federal courts. See In re Marin,

(D.C. Cir. 1992); Panko v. Rodak,

,

171 n.6 (7th Cir. 1979) (finding it “axiomatic” that a federal court may order judges or officers of

another federal court “to take an action”), cert. denied,

(1980); United States v.

Choi,

(D.D.C. 2011) (stating that federal district courts “generally lack[]

appellate jurisdiction over other judicial bodies, and cannot exercise appellate mandamus over

other courts”) (citing Lewis v. Green,

(D.D.C. 1986)); Fleming v. United

States,

(D.D.C. 1994) (applying District of Columbia Court of Appeals v.

Feldman,

(1983) and Rooker v. Fidelity Trust Co.,

(1923)), aff’d, No. 94-5079,

(D.C. Cir. 1994).

For all these reasons, the Complaint, ECF No. 1, and this case, are dismissed without

prejudice. Plaintiff’s first motion for discovery, ECF No. 3, second motion for discovery, ECF

No. 4, motion for order to release evidence, ECF No. 5, and motion for speedy trial, ECF No. 6,

are all denied as moot. A separate Order accompanies this Memorandum Opinion.

Date: November 20, 2024 /s/_________________________ ANA C. REYES United States District Judge