Plaintiff-Appellant William D. Ellard (“Ellard”) appeals the district court’s dis *461 missal of his False Claims Act (“FCA”) suit against Defendants-Appellees Med-tronic, Inc., Austin Heart, P.A., Daughters of Charity Health Services of Austin, and Heart Hospital IV, LP. After reciting El-lard’s numerous failures to comply with the FCA’s statutory filing requirements, the district court dismissed Ellard’s suit with prejudice, concluding that he had “incurably frustrated” the statutory goals of the FCA by, inter alia, failing to file under seal and failing to serve the government with a copy of the complaint before notifying the defendants. For essentially the same reasons advanced by the district court, we affirm.