Plaintiff-Appellant Courtland Lindsay filed a pro se suit against Defendant-Ap-pellee the City of Tyler on July 24, 2014. The suit was dismissed on August 28, 2014 pursuant to Federal Rules of Civil Procedure 12(b)(1) and 12(b)(6). Because Lindsay has wholly failed, both below and on appeal, to assert any comprehensible or legally cognizable claims, this appeal is dismissed as frivolous and entirely without merit. 1 See 5th Cir. R. 42.2.